His drug use was already known, it was an obvious inference. But go ahead and continue to feign outrage if it pleases you to do so.

He forgot to take the sticker off his hat. How embarrassing!

Let me help you...

I’m seein’ double! Four Rizzos!

Have a GIF.

They should’ve let Azerbaijans be baijans.

variations of ‘Show Me Your TDs’ are like any name that rhymes with Hayden. Way too many unimaginative assholes have used the names to vainly attempt to hide how they’re unimaginative assholes.

I’m a lifelong Chargers fan and all I have to say is “Fuck you, Spanos.” America's Finest City doesn't need football. We have, well, everything else.

Then you have never seen an Eagles fan blow a .099.

He was on the phone with Aldon Smith. It’s all good.

Sad day at Cowboys training camp. Jerry Jones looked ashen and grim. When asked about it he replied, “What plane crash?”

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

If you are American you have a weird level of national pride about everything.

Well done Syndey, you made San Diego proud.

The one where he is wearing stripes is probably going to happen, just in a different pattern.