"How would you like to experience two minutes of 'totality,' baby?"

Yeah, he barely made it six months after the book was published. Which probably helped sales. Brilliant move.

That's why I'm proposing a total shutdown on Visigothic immigration to the United States until we can properly vet them. Just to be clear, this ban is not religiously based. It's Visigoths who are banned, not all Arian Christians.

He gets to have the physical done by his personal physician, Dr. Nick Riviera.

Y'know, not to do whatever the opposite of raining on everyone's parade is, but the world is in fact more peaceful than it was in 1979.

He believed a lot of crazy shit. Funny as hell, and passionate about equality, though. So I can forgive a lot of the crazy.

Don't worry, Trump will get his own stamp eventually.

If it wasn't for literally everything that happened and every person who existed prior to now, things would not be the same as they are today. Without Adolf Hitler or Josef Stalin or Mao or Genghis Khan, you almost certainly wouldn't be alive. So why can't you thank them?

I recognize that you are making a football reference, but that's about it.

Jesus Jones and Ned's Atomic Dustbin is the most 1991 show I can imagine.

No, it's the shit of a small falcon.

"Southern Illinois, Georgia and Tennessee."

It'll be visible (partially) at 10:15 on a Monday morning, and I'm not 100% sure I'll remember to wake up in time. Sometimes I feel like a wastrel.

He's not perfect, but probably the best the Democrats can hope to get from West Virginia. This is a thing I wish the progressive wing of the party understood better. It's great to elect Sanders-type candidates, but sometimes, in some places, you have to settle for someone whose saving grace is that they aren't pure…

I think that actually happened in the show a few seasons ago. I don't think it was shown, just referenced.

But that's largely because we have a larger population than we ever have before. Not to discount her support, but she could probably have gotten nearly twice that number if everyone who didn't vote had shown up. Trump would have gotten more votes too, of course, but since Republicans tend to be much more consistent…

They always end up losing to the Yankees.

And he might not come off sympathetic enough.

Also, at least with the right-wing ones, I think it has a lot to do with older people often not really understanding the conventions of internet discourse.

Ah, there's the rub.