Was it really necessary for the ad to say "Drugs OK?" I think that was already obvious.

And right up to that point the science was all so sound.

Especially ironic considering that the thing people always loved about the show is its basic sweetness and low stakes.

They're also pretty well-known for their opportunism. Look how many "inferior races" the Nazis allied with.

They're not anti-everything. For example, they're pro rich people being able to hunt the homeless for sport.

I prefer MosleyO's.

And why does everyone in Whole Foods act like an entitled prick?

Sound like this DJ really enjoyed his fifteen minutes.

Just a small handful of name brand products are better. The "woven wheats" that I bought at Lucky in lieu of Triscuits were absolute garbage, for example.

Products available at Traitor Joe's:

I thought it was pretty common knowledge that many if not most store brands were just name brands in different packages. I see no reason Trader Joe's would be any different.

Clearly not the parts the groper thought were important.

Chanel's came with a note that read, "Mein Liebchen Coco, Please enjoy this lovely sofa. It's an antique that previously belonged to the Rosenfeld family, but don't worry, they won't be coming to get it back. Ha ha.
Deine,
Fritz"

He didn't realize he had to guard the entire body.

"God bless the Red, White and Black! I mean, Blue! The flag I love is definitely red, white and blue. With stars in the upper left corner and definitely not some other symbol in a circle in the middle."

I was thinking something like "Pride and Prejudice and Emojis," because I'm just completely bankrupt of ideas.

What sort of maniac would vote for him?

"Which network is yours? There's 'xfinity,' ATTND3tzA' and 'wherearemydragons.'

Less than that racist AI that was in the news last year, but more than Donald Trump.

That's why I'm writing a novel consisting entirely of emojis and memes. I just need help finding a title.