"You know I've been the Man of the Year in Vanity Fair for thirty years running!"

It's no, "When he was nearly thirteen, my brother Jem got his arm badly broken at the elbow."

I hope the cops got to stick around for the rest of the show. Assuming they wanted to, I mean.

This is Trump's strategy, but he forgot that if he goes on trial, it'll be by congress, a collection of people almost as shitty as him, and in a few cases, even shittier.

When my girlfriend's son was about ten he had a smile that made me want to destroy all children. It would come out when he was doing something he knew he shouldn't but could plausibly deny that he knew it was wrong. Somehow, he lived long enough to outgrow that, and he's a pretty decent teen.

Sultry. The night was sultry.

And yet you live in D.C.

I'm glad to know it will be different from all the other polka crime thrillers.

It's part of that series of Abbott and Costello movies about economics. The best one was "Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Hand."

There was a Peter Porker story that was a parody of "Kraven's Last Hunt" that was a little bit like this.

"When 900 years old you reach, Viagra you will have to take."

You're not kidding about how many people are obsessed with it. I like to do quizzes on Sporcle.com sometimes, and if you go to the user created quizzes, it's not uncommon for every one in the literature category to be Harry Potter related. Ten years after the last book came out.

First book came out when I was 21. When Potter-mania hit a few years later, I was pretty derisive of my grown-ass friends who were reading children's books. I saw part of one of the movies, I don't know which one, and it really didn't interest me. I'm no longer a guy who judges people by what they choose to enjoy…

Shit. Forgot about those idiots.

Good point. Their several dozen fabricated or misleading stories over the course of 100 years and several different owners and editors clearly makes them as untrustworthy as a man who lies literally every single day.

I suppose the only way his death could be viewed as anything other than an assassination is if he gets struck by lightning while on live TV. Which, considering how much he golfs, isn't completely outside the realm of possibility.

I've considered that possibility, and even though it's unlikely, it's the only palatable option that is even a remote possibility.

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Years ago. No joke, I think there was a memo from GOP leadership in the early 90's.

I just kept going, "You know, 'someone to daaaance with.'"