Speaking English or German?

I've seen a video like that, maybe the same one, and there were lots of times where Alex seemed less than thrilled, bordering on miserable. But I think a lot of it was his tone of voice, which naturally sounded a little whiny.

I read Alex the parrot's Wikipedia entry not long ago, and the story of his death was absolutely heartbreaking. I think anytime someone says, "I love you. See you tomorrow," and turns up dead the next day, it's horribly, horribly sad, even if it is a bird.

It's incest, though, so I think it counts.

They went way out of their way in 1974 to talk about how great Ford was and how he'd restore American's faith in their government, but the Nixon pardon threw all that right out the window. Pence would probably get a honeymoon, too, but I'm pretty sure it wouldn't take long for him to alienate most of the country.

That's the kind of in depth political back-and-forth I like to see.

For a few years now. Apparently the site wasn't quite as terrible when he was still around. He was plenty awful, but I guess not Bannon-level awful.

Sounds like a real laff riot.

I have a friend who saw Sly Stone a few years ago. Apparently it was a pretty weird show. Sly made it through like three songs before literally sneaking out and running away. It took a while before people realized he wasn't coming back.

I was thinking about that a while ago. We used to have such little information about bands, even bands that we liked, that we'd sometimes stumble upon albums by them that we hadn't even heard of before. We'd have so little knowledge about them that there'd be rumors circulating about such basic things as where they…

I also got a lot of shit from Australians about American racism. A couple of weeks after I got back, there were riots in Sydney where Aussies drove around looking for Arabs to beat up and gathered in massive crowds to chant racist slogans. Unfortunately, there were no Australians around for me to lord it over at that…

The women here aren't, either.

New Zealand is pretty good. There's discrimination, of course, but it's not quite as bad as most places. And unlike Scandinavia, they even have pretty nice weather. Of course, it's way in the middle of nowhere.

The first time I went to Europe I was repeatedly lectured about how bad racism was in America. Then there were massive riots in Paris after an Arab kid was killed by the cops. I didn't hear much about American racism after that.

I'm now imagine crowds at Trump rallies chanting, "Feel her up!" and him saying, "Don't mind if I do!"

It's only a banana. What can it cost? 600 rubles?

Oh, for sure. Even homophobia, in some cases.

"Steve Urkel, you've singlehandedly changed the way popular culture deals with race."

Sometimes I think, "Man, I really miss the 90's," and then I realize that what I actually miss is being in my early to mid-twenties. The year is pretty much irrelevant. I'd love it if I could be 23 again, but with the ability to Google things.

The editor rejected his original title idea, "Anally Raped in the Shower," as not pithy enough.