Yeah, modern country is generally music for comfortable middle class people who think they have a rough life.

Like Gary Hartpence, who hated being called "Hot Pants" so much that he changed his last name to Hart, thereby avoiding ever being made fun of in a sexual way?

Shit, I'd vote for that.

Well, yeah; that's the main thing I've always loved about Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson. Their music is excellent.

Courtesy of the Green and White Shahada and sword

I figure if Ken Burns ever becomes president, all of his public statements will be read by either Keith David or Peter Coyote.

One thing I always loved about Johnny Cash is that he never hid the fact that he was basically a liberal. Willie Nelson, too. Of course guys who've been around as long as them get a free pass from country music fans, I'm sure.

The point is to have as full a quiver as you can. Because kids are like arrows, arrows of faith that you're like shooting the world with. In the fucking heart.

I imagine it's actually going to be attended by Saudis who are bored and desperate for anything different at all. If any of them knew anything about Toby Keith, they probably wouldn't want to go, but what are the odds that they do? I imagine they don't get very many foreign performers coming in.

I think it also includes bitters.

Hey, I'm from Sonoma County too!

I think I know who you mean. Did she have a column in the school paper?

Trump will make the move easier by firing the entire bureau at around that time. The official explanation will be that it's a cost-cutting measure that's in no way related to any ongoing investigations.

Maybe it was a vender.

Russia is anywhere from ten to twenty hours ahead.

It's basically the dumbest political point that anyone can make. If someone doesn't know much about politics or history, "Democrats were the party of slavery and segregation" is kind of an interesting factoid, but way too many people think it has some sort of relevance today. I wonder if these same people think that…

Ike Turner was a pirate? Was he rollin' on the river, hijacking boats?

One of his many *scarves.*

I've got a pretty good pun bruin.

I'm not a dad, but my cock is definitely game.