Is that why we put them in the mines? They're digging a tunnel to hell?

I had a friend who, although she continually insists she grew up poor, was on the crew team in high school. When she told me this, I said, "Your high school had a crew team? Did you go to school with Evelyn Waugh?"

Auf der Lichthaus!

Or Jackson.

Most of their idols are. Of course, she neither shot herself in the furherbunker nor drowned in Paraguay like the rest.

The indices of that which shall be borne with and that which shall not.

I, um, er, ahh, don't, well, feel, ahh, tardy. As it were.

It can be a real meinfield.

"Nordic Anger Abbey"

Better that than the Objectivist Reporting Club.

Autocorrect strikes again!

Just watched the clip with Jane P. Morgan flashing her tits and I'm confused. Surely it wasn't aired, but the clip exists, and it isn't different picture quality from the rest of the episode. Who saved it? How did it end up on Youtube? What the hell?

Damn you, I was going to make this joke.

She doesn't need that sort of competition.

Ask my grandmother.

That'd be awesome, actually.

And he probably thinks she enjoyed it too.

He enjoys Twitter like someone with trichotillomania enjoys pulling their own hair out.

Don't blame me I voted for…Hillary Clinton, a very qualified and reasonable candidate who, in a sensible world, would have been elected in a landslide.

How about Buchanan's vice-president, John Breckinridge? He was 36! I'd be pretty impressed by the guy if he weren't also an ardent secessionist.