And because their rock hard bodies are lovingly lingered over by the cameras. I suppose you could argue that it's not necessarily a gay movie, but a movie that sexualizes men.

"Can't believe '13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi' didn't clean up at the Oscars! Crooked Hollywood totally out of touch! Sad!"

Was it that guy on Fox News who used to be a CIA agent who it turns out was never actually a CIA agent?

What if he were to pull down his pants and seductively ask you to blow on his D'Souzaphone?

Is there a Razzie for most inadvertently homoerotic film? You'd think they would have instituted one after Top Gun came out.

Not to mention Fort Ross.

That presupposes that he has a heart. I think he's mostly motivated by a different organ.

Yup.

I live in American territory that used to be Russian. I hope Putin doesn't decide to take it back because Trump would probably acquiesce.

Or "Richard Spencer."

*unknowingly waves North Korean flag*

Heritage, not hate, schweinhund!

Oh, shit! I forgot Ryan Phillippe too!

Certainly at least the old folks weren't thrilled about this new type of music. They never are.

"But no Irish!"

There's definitely some truth to that. It seems people on the left believe that anyone who doesn't agree with them on everything is a shill. People on the right will do that with congresspeople and senators and whatnot, but the presidential nominee can do no wrong.

Lot of good that did Hillary Clinton.

"He has a beautiful penis, by the way. Just tremendous. There's no reason America and Putin's dick shouldn't get along."

The ones who either didn't vote or voted for Gary Johnson? Yeah, I can give them a little of the blame.

It seems pretty weird that someone would avoid alcohol and do blow. Not impossible, but fairly unlikely.