From the plot summaries, it sounded like they were mostly religious morality plays or stories about people passing for white. I guess you can see what the community's concerns were.

This is what happens when you someone do a drug.

I was looking through this collection last night on Netflix, trying to decide if I wanted to watch any. They sound more interesting than entertaining for a contemporary audience, although the title alone makes me want to give "Dirty Gertie from Harlem" a try.

The phrasing was to emphasize that I've never done any drugs of any kind. I feel like "I've never done drugs" could be read as, "I've never done hard drugs," or something. "I've never done a drug," means not one kind not one time. It sounds weird now that I'm overthinking it, though.

I think it was originally because I'm a fairly risk-averse person. There's a major history of alcoholism and drug abuse in my family, so that certainly was a factor. On top of that, I never had much interest Also, I absolutely hate feelings of confusion or not being in control. In fact, simple miscommunications…

Ugh. I'm such a square.

I don't think he's ever been on coke. If you watch the debates, he does the sniffing thing when he wants to emphasize a point. It's his way of calling attention to what he's about to say.

I could see that. Some hot model asks for a little money to keep the party going and he gladly throws down. That's totally plausible.

It comes under the separate category of "Articles that combine Donald Trump and weed, two of the most effective topics when it comes to getting clicks."

Actually, Trump says he's always been totally sober. I tend to believe him, because until he decided to go into politics there was no real advantage to that claim, especially regarding alcohol. I'm also someone who has never had a drink or done a drug in my life, and when people like Trump or Biden say they haven't…

I fucking told my pothead friends this was going to happen, and did they listen?

Moving up in the world!

Whatever.

I'd like to thank the AV Club for providing this forum; my family, of course; Zach and Coke, who gave a struggling young comment its first vote; Tom Cruise, for being such an easy target; and of course the all the commenters who have served as such an inspiration to me. There are too many to name them all, but I'd…

You don't say. *begins googling photos of the Grammys*

I see you managed to snatch a pun opportunity from this topic.

I'd watch a production of Jesus Christ, Superstar if it ended with the entire cast being slaughtered.

"Move out of your parents' basements! You! Have you ever kissed a girl?"

Did Tom Cruise announce another engagement or something?

Yeah, I figured this was bad.