I like "Spike" mostly, but after that the good ones are few and far between. "When I Was Cruel" was surprisingly good, though.

That's the one that made me completely lose my shit the first time I saw these.

I just post on these threads so that people know I'm here. You could call it territorial pissings.

That's not unusual. I think that unless a driver is drunk or driving way over the speed limit or something, there's typically very little in the way of legal repercussions. Accidents happen.

So the main requirement for being a conservative pundit seems to be that you have to either fail spectacularly at something or be an actual criminal. Good to know.

Even though people were killed, it was an accident. There was no malice.

There are some stories where the Waynes are taking a shortcut through an obvious crime-infested hellhole and others where it's considered perfectly fine. In the latter stories, its original name is Park Row.

But I don't think "Crime Alley" is supposed to officially be its name. That's just what people call it. Also, Crime Alley was created when comics were aimed at kids. There is no logical excuse for a city called fucking "Blüdhaven."

I'm so sorry your parents wouldn't let you call the "let Robin live" number, but hey, their house, their rules, and it's not like you were gonna help with the phone bill.

I think you're looking for the Teen Titans porn parody. I believe it's called the Barely Legal Tit-ans. Featuring:

Your joke deserves a dynamic do-over.

It would tear him apart.

I use my dick as a dick.

Is this a dagger I see before me? A truly beautiful, terrific dagger? Come, let me clutch thee with my very large and impressive hand. Or is it but a dagger of the mind. It's not, believe me. This dagger is very real and it's just tremendous.

The reason Wiccans annoy me more than members of mainstream religions is that the Christians and Muslims and whatnot have thousands of years of tradition and a whole lifetime of indoctrination behind them. They were raised to believe the absurd stuff they believe, and there are lots of authorities who believe the same…

I'd totally forgotten about that story. Just reread it, and it's just really sad. She comes off as really lonely and pathetic, and has a weird attitude towards sex. She wants to do stuff, but apparently actual intercourse will make baby Jesus cry. She's opposed to sex outside of marriage and has never been married, so…

Yeah, I also find it pretty disheartening when people who are so progressive in some ways are absolutely fucking medieval in others. Feminism, racial equality, equal rights for all, social justice and economic justice are all rational concerns that ought to come from fact-based reasoning. When someone isn't really…

So all we need to get rid of Trump is for Burnham Wood to go to Dunsinane?

Wouldn't it be funny if like five people on here had the same mom right now?

Humans sure are good at wasting time and money on bullshit.