Well, he claims to have a boyfriend. Probably in the Niagara Falls area.

Hannity would beat the crap out of Milo. He would no doubt find his failure to conform to traditional gender roles absolutely terrifying, and Yiannopolous is just small enough that Hannity would be brave enough to hit him.

It wasn't a reference to 1880s GOP politics?

Creeque Alley is a fun song, but that line just comes in and ruins the laid-back fun vibe every time. I didn't realize that "I Saw Her Again" was intended as a dig at the other band members, but it doesn't surprise me. I can't think of a band with a worse group dynamic than the Mamas and the Papas. I don't think even…

Too bad she didn't live long enough for cassettes to be a thing.

Sounds like someone's lawn has been getting trampled lately.

Sean Hannity would be the only one left standing. Not because he's tough or anything, but because he'd go and hide during the chaos.

So in this one she gets 242 votes instead of 232? Or does her focus on Wisconsin cause her to lose Colorado or Nevada or something?

Why stop at SNL? The entire country should have just acted like she won.

Can we just give them their own country to go fuck up? Like build them an island or something?

Oddly enough, I saw frozen geese for sale at Safeway this Christmas/Thanksgiving season. I assume the taste is like duck, but I really don't know.

"I caught your joke and decided to leave it alone."
-THE AV CLUB?

Yeah, that's the reason we don't want eight years of Trump.

I don't know for sure, but I'll bet these deaths can all somehow be linked to Vince McMahon being a truly terrible human being.

Or because they're secretly not morons.

Voices/impressions are really his strongest suit. I know there are lots of hacky comedians who focus on that, but seriously, Noah manages to nail a lot of the little details of certain accents/people/personality types, and it's a big help to his comedy.

Just like Donald Trump was a pretty decent reality TV host. What makes these guys think it's OK to go out of their wheelhouse?

Why is this guy still debasing himself? His political career is over. Trump's not doing anything for him and he has no chance of ever being elected to anything again so he can go ahead and tell the guy to fuck off with no consequences. You'd think it'd be liberating, but he's still groveling at Trump's feet for no…

You mean recent bullshit. Older bullshit is OK.

This cock is a stub. You…can't really do anything to make it better. Learn to be really good at oral, I guess.