I've got tenure there myself.

The Grammy's really ought to have a "Best Pop Cover of a GG Allin Song" category.

When I went to Australia I was struck by how much Melbourne reminded me of San Francisco and Sydney reminded me of LA. In other words, Melbourne was generally a lot more pleasant and interesting, but Sydney had a bit more to do. Also, the women were way hotter, but it's not like they'd talk to me anyway.

White Castle is for squares!

First it was gays, then it was turtles, now it's Taco Bells.

Kind of a "to the pain" scenario.

I always just assumed Santana was the singer as well as the guitar player, because, you know that's pretty typical when the band is named after you. Even when Supernatural came out I figured that he was just getting old and decided that he'd have Rob Thomas help out on a few songs. I even assumed that there must be a…

Wait a minute, *Carlos Santana* is saying that someone doesn't deserve a Grammy unless they san sing?

But you never hear about the days Andre would wait and wait and Beckett just wouldn't show up.

Sounds a bit like where I am now.

I had a friend who was completely miserable with his long-term girlfriend. At one point he confided in me, "I kind of want to break up with her, but I was thinking that if I do, I'm not going to get laid again for at least a few weeks. And that's the best case scenario." He stayed with her for a couple more months. I…

Got a handy during "Hollywood Ending." Definitely the best thing about that movie.

"I said, I paid half the rent."
That's not a threat.

Politics have been increasingly surreal since…I don't know…when Carter got attacked by the rabbit?

I don't live in a big city either, but it's less than an hour to San Francisco. I actually thought there were no Hooters (Hooterses?) near me, but I just googled it and found out there's one like 15-20 minutes away. Still, I don't see myself ever going there. I'm not real big on ogling waitresses; or at least when I…

I actually haven't read comics regularly since the early nineties, so I haven't seen much of that stuff, but I pretty much know what you're talking about. I certainly think there's a place for that sort of thing in comics, but in this day and age, most characters aren't suited to more than the occasional winking…

That's really weird to me. I know that even to this day a huge part of fandom is more about the art than the writing, but if a story is shitty why bother even reading it? You might as well just have the artist do a bunch of pin-ups that aren't connected to each other in any way.

I work at a hotel that has a Michelin-starred restaurant and with my discount I can easily get a meal there that's a lot better and cheaper than a high-end steakhouse. I love a good steak, but the idea of going to a place like that and dropping a couple of hundred bucks for a filet and baked potato is just nuts to me.

I did not know that. I thought the food was just there because there were so many strip clubs they needed something besides tits to bring people in.

It's how you get whiter whites. The logic checks out.