Had nobody on their staff ever read 1984? Because it's pretty well-known that Big Brother never actually appears in it. That's kind of the point. You don't even know if he's really a real person.

I'm not saying he won't grow up to be a douche, just that it's not 100% guaranteed, and we shouldn't preemptively assume he's a piece of shit. Pablo Escobar has kids who turned out OK. There are children of Nazi war criminals who work against racism and fascism. If you look at hereditary monarchs, there are numerous…

After reading it, I hate myself and I want to die.

I know they don't all work like that, though. I mean, the numbers in AR-15, M-16 and M1 don't relate to years at all. It's inconsistent.

Sorry. I'm not feeling too well after the Mexican Seafood I ate last night.

See also: Val Kilmer.

When I broke up with an ex (circa 2001) I didn't even have a DVD player yet, but I made sure to snag Stop Making Sense anyway. She wasn't gonna watch it.

Just like guns!

This thread is Dumb.

He's very good in that role. He's also really good as a pathetic cop in Copland, pretty good as a slightly pathetic cop in Friends and, if he plays a pathetic cop in anything else I bet he totally aces it.

He'd be the fifth Beastie Boy. The fourth is whatshername from Luscious Jackson. Which is a little confusing, because while she may be Beastie, she is clearly not a boy.

Oh, bullshit. It's likely, but hardly inevitable. There are lots of people on here all the time talking about their fucked up childhoods and horrible parents and they aren't all pieces of shit.

They're starting to, though. One silver lining of this is that the media may finally abandon the false equivalency bullshit.

No, a candidate who loses the popular vote but wins the electoral vote absolutely has a right to put someone on the Supreme Court. However, he shouldn't be able to do that right now because Merrick Garland ought to be in that seat.

Not yet, but given time I think there's a chance that his support will diminish down to a hardcore of maybe 25 percent of voters.

Go on.

I always got a "I'm super-well hung and confident" vibe from Barney. Like he just had no cares in the world. Because of his huge dick and hot wife.

"Oh, great. So I'll be spending a pound a minute to hear how shit I am at sex."

Whoever shepherded this dog to theaters is a very bad boy or girl. They were obviously barking up the wrong tree and will probably be hounded out of Hollywood. On top of the mixed reviews, they've got rabid animal rights activists on their tail. The history of film is littered with dogs like this. Making people watch…

I'm pretty sure he's been blacklisted because of all the work his brother has done to expose the Starwhackers.