We have always been in favor of executive orders!

Maybe he would have had an anti-GOP blog called "Shooting an Elephant."

When I was in high school I hooked up with a girl who was in our school's production of 1984. During the intermission one night I met her behind the theater and we made out until we heard applause and she had to run back in for curtain call. And that's how I ended up getting my first blowjob from a girl wearing a sash…

I feel like there's a good chance Barron will turn out OK. After all, his dad will most likely not have enough time to be a major part of his life, and that's bound to be a good thing.

My aunt's ex-boyfriend.

Consider this a divorce from the party line.

White supremacist? I thought they were just isolationists. But, as Woody Guthrie said, "They say 'America First' but they mean 'America next.'"

I don't know. I was just lazily inserting an Arrested Development reference in without really thinking about it.

But there's always money in another season.

I notice stupidity is a common theme among Nazis. I used to wonder how such a crew of idiots and misfits managed to take over a country, but after November, I understand it a bit better.

I'm not saying they weren't. But I think a feminist march that specifically consists of men could have an impact. On the other hand, it could also appear sort of patronizing.

Like Dominic Badguy.

I'm hoping that someday soon we get a Gervaisassance.

My cousin's dad's last name is Nigro. I wouldn't be surprised if it used to be Negro. I'd say it's better to be named Nigro, since not everyone is going to notice the implications right away. I certainly didn't realize, at least until my ten years, that the name probably meant "black."

I've always enjoyed meeting interesting new people without pants.

I hear he's locked into a four-year contract with an option to renew in late 2020.

We need more poll-watchers to keep the Negga voters away.

Not to mention aspiring actor Dave White-Genocide.

Sixties singer Laura Nyro was born Laura Negro and changed her name for this very reason.

How about instead we have a men's march to support feminism to show that we aren't all idiot children who feel threatened by equality?