Oh shit, there must be Donald/Ivanka porn out there, but I have no idea if it would be put out by people who love or hate him.

Nah, he'll just promote it beforehand on Twitter. "Prepping #stateoftheunion 4 tonight. Huge address! American people will be very happy with it! Failing CNN will not like it!"

Sincerity, optimism, kindness. You must be new here.

I'm not German so I don't know this firsthand, but I've heard that in Germany you can be arrested and prosecuted for speaking disrespectfully to a cop, so maybe that's where this guy got that from. I don't know if it's even true, but it's a lot more likely than what this guy thinks.

Christ, can you imagine what the next few State of the Union addresses will be like? "Mr. Speaker, the state of the union is just terrific. It's never been better. We've made some huge deals, and shown losers all over the world that America is really the most terrific country in the-folks, it's just the best. You…

Don't you mean "the language of Lviv?"

They all think he's a righteous dude.

No, it's just about Nathan, junior. I think.

Squirt porn? Is that when people film themselves having sex in pools of grapefruit soda?

What about that thing with the knee-slapping and the lederhosen?

There's something about Clinton's balls that are different from the rest. According to Paula Jones, at least.

Hey, whatever you need to tell yourself.

But there's a racist group literally called the Creativity Movement. Are you telling me that's inaccurate?

Becoming more so all the time.

It can be a wide variety of things.

It sort of defeats the purpose if you have to think about it a lot.

Bloods?

This tells me that you had never seen Full Metal Jacket prior to going to the Museum of Tolerance.

"Go away! Whackin'!"

Did he finally come out?