His shoulders.

Dweebies?

No, slits are one area Dikachu doesn't go.

Isn't that the Pips?

I think he means The Spelts, a band that can be enjoyed by most people with a sensitivity to wheat.

I don't know if I've ever heard it used as a slur, but it's one of those things that's so obvious that if someone said, "I don't like San Francisco. There are too many slants living there," I wouldn't have too much trouble figuring out what they mean.

Y'know, when the internet first became a thing, I knew there were going to be lots of cultural changes, but the massive proliferation of typos in news sources, even print news, was not something I foresaw.

…and powerlifter?

I see you've been sampling the water yourself.

Motorheads?

So did I.

Well, you can't expect the writer to maintain factual accuracy for an entire paragraph.

Maybe it's just a seasonal tradition. Like whacking day.

You can't possibly expect anyone to see something that's buried two sentences in.

I have a friend who was once watching a news report talking about how there was fresh snow in the Sierras and people all over the area were "hitting the slopes." He just busted up laughing and saying, "Man, that's terrible!"

Yeah, they're Asian. And holy shit, I hadn't even thought about all the groups that have presumably managed to trademark numerous variations on "niggaz" and whatnot.

I guess the band is pretty explicit about that. But if they want to trademark the name, it wouldn't hurt them to be a little disingenuous.

Aren't the Slits an all-female punk group from ages ago? No, seriously.

The Slanted Slits.

"Slant" is a word that's used in lots of non-racial contexts. Seems pretty different from "Redskins" if you ask me.