Fair enough, but it's hardly fifth avenue.

It can be two things.

We all ought to feel like that.

You don't know that. They could have used contraception that failed.

"Your privilege, sir."

So he's hung in more ways than one?

Ragnarok can't actually happen until Trump is president.

My grandma was 41 when I was born. I'm 40 now and don't have kids. I have difficulty wrapping my head around that.

I'd much rather see him humiliated than dead, to be honest.

There's no way we'd elect Trump if given the chance again, though. Right? Right?

Because clearly having met someone a few times means you uncritically endorse everything they've ever said or done in their lives.

Yeah, it's pretty hard to get through fifty words.

It's what I do every day. But usually, I have a good shot at making some money. Last night I walked with forty bucks in tips, which is probably a third of what I make on a pretty decent night. Tonight will probably be worse. Christmas Eve will be slightly better. Christmas Day I requested off, because fuck working on…

So your assertion is that a woman who grew up in Illinois, lived in Arkansas for two decades and currently lives in upstate New York has less of a personal connection to people from outside East Coast urban areas than the guy who has spent his entire life in either Queens or Manhattan?

And Trump's was based in Manhattan, was it not?

Are you trying to promote the notion that Obama and Bill Ayers are BFFs? Because that's pretty fucking idiotic.

To offer some defense to NBC, while it was obvious that the guy was an asshole, it's not like he really wore his authoritarianism on his sleeve before he got involved in politics. Although they should have dropped him the minute he started his birther nonsense.

Yeah, for some reason, the Pizza Hut people never thought to ask, "What are your feelings about whether or not Muslims and Latinos should be allowed in the country? Oh, and are you OK with putting restrictions on the press? Because that doesn't really fit in with the Pizza Hut brand."

Yeah, well I don't go to work for another half-hour, and I'm gonna be there until 11:00 at night and I probably won't have anything to do, but can't really get on the internet until my boss leaves at 8. My life sucks more than yours.

I assume so.