Funny how Reagan's worst appointment is about on par with Trump's best. (Well, Watt might not have been Reagan's worst. There was still Ed Meese.)

I think he ended up going with the Beach Boys because Nancy Reagan, who apparently was a fan, insisted on it. He might have intended to replace them with Newton or something.

Well, Gene Simmons, Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump are also mentioned in this article, so Love isn't even close to the biggest asshole in it.

Fun fact: Reagan's Interior Secretary, noted douchebag James Watt, didn't want the Beach Boys to play at the Washington Monument because he thought that sort of music was inappropriate.

"He has his father's hands! Same size and everything!"

But how is that OK that we straight-up give certain lucky kids a good education and let all the rest have a shit one? I mean, I suppose "a few poor kids get a good school" is better than "only the rich kids get a good school" but it's still pretty fucked either way. We have the resources to give every kid in this…

If I were Trump's wife, I'd certainly drink a lot, especially knowing that I'm carrying his spawn.

I had a very long fight with United last year over them charging me twice for some checked bags. It took forever, but ultimately resolved in my favor. When it came time to book a flight for a group trip to Mexico this year, my friends booked on Virgin America, but by the time I got around to it that flight was sold…

"I need the big box of crayons. It has the colors I need, like peach, and tan, and brown and, um, pink.

Yeah. And if it were L.E.G.I.O.N.airres disease it would be Lady Quark and Lobo and Captain Marvel and…man, that series had a lot of random characters in it, didn't it?

Is there a fatal disease that only hits billionaires? Not only could it decimate Trump and his appointees, it would have the added benefit of spreading some money around the economy a bit. (And into government coffers as long as it happens soon, while the inheritance tax still exists.)

Playing at Trump's inauguration is a job that neither Americans nor immigrants want to do.

Wrong legionnaires.

It's Ok, I think. I didn't say I want to do something bad to them. I just want a bad thing to happen to them.

I hope Trump and his cabinet secretaries-designate all get Legionnaires disease for Christmas.

Whoever realized that as long as you make them look a little more sophisticated you can sell them to adults and charge like ten bucks for them is a genius.

You mean "Dune or Dune not."

Wah-WAH!

I've never had any problems with Delta. It's United that's been kind of lame. Of course, I don't fly often, and when I do it's almost always international, so things might be different than they are for people who are going from LA to Chicago or whatever on a regular basis.

Also a smoker and a midnight toker.