But that's just because they've had the most opportunities to be awful. Give any other large group that kind of power and they'd behave no better. (And no worse.)

I recently got annoyed at someone in traffic, for a reason I can't even remembered, and when I saw that the driver was Latino, my immediate first response was to rationalize why he did what he did ("He probably wasn't trying to be a dick. Most likely just didn't see me.") When I thought that he was a white dude, I was…

If you're just saying that to troll, then you aren't worth debating. If you sincerely think that, and don't know why it's ridiculous then you're too stupid to debate.

Although one would think that the airlines would inform all of the flight crew not to kick people off a plane for speaking Arabic. It clearly happens often enough that there should be guidelines for it. Something like:

Wait a minute, men. Do we really want to start doing this?

I thought you were only supposed to bring Kriss Kross on a plane if you're going skydiving.

Also, Sting.

"If anyone tries anything on this flight, Jamo be there."

I can't wait for the new wave of alt-right kids movies. "Cucks," and "Goy Story" both look promising.

All these jokes are kind of the same. It's like an attack of the clones.

I realized that when I was about twelve and playing Candyland with some younger cousins. I got kind of angry upon realizing that there's no strategy or anything to it. All that time I thought that I was actually really *good* at Candyland turned out to be a lie.

I can't wait for the porn parody, starring the eggplant and the peach.

I've never liked that particular cliched lyric. Who the Hell does stop before they're satisfied? I mean, on a regular basis.

Tell me Moore.

In all seriousness, I first heard of Richard Marx in 1987 when someone was handing out free cassettes of his first album at the county fair. It and a Beatles compilation were the only tapes I owned for a long time, but even still, I found it underwhelming and barely ever listened to it. So even an eleven-year old in…

Were you able to make your Escape?

"If you're not into yoga, you're probably a Pakistani Muslim attacking India."

Got it. I never liked "The Greatest Generation" as a name for that particular age group, either. It's more like, "The Generation that Grudgingly Stepped Up and Did What Had to be Done."

Is that the best that you can do?

"Stand and deliver some rope to tie this guy up."