On his way from his Vietnamese fan club, Right Here Waiting for Nhu.

My parents would have met around 1967. They were freshmen in high school. (They weren't high school sweethearts or anything. It's just a small town and everyone has known everyone else since at least high school.)

It's why I carry 80's soft-rock stars with me whenever I fly. For example, I have a trip in a few weeks, and I've already got Christopher Cross packed.

Oh, I'm never gonna vote again
Fascist countries have got no elections

I thought it would be "blitzkrieg."

Fascism wasn't nearly as organized and efficient as its reputation suggests. Mussolini actually didn't make the trains run on time and the Nazis had parallel state, federal, and party institutions all vying for power. That being said, neither is a perfect analogue for Trump. I wonder if any of the other right wing…

That's a pretty easy game to play. Watch me:

Since people have been looking up the word "surreal" so much more awareness of that painting is at a new high. The perfect time to seek financing for my Broadway musical, "Hello, Dali."

Trump's hair was pretty normal at Joffrey's age.

I just saw something about somebody who is pushing really hard to end the tax bite on game show prizes, but I've forgotten who it was. A member of Trump's cabinet or something? Whoever it was, the tone of the article was, "Aren't there bigger issues for this guy to worry about?"

After the 1983 TV season NBC could be called FAMELESS.

Alien Jesus! Come back!

Then you haven't been watching Shameless.

Some things never change.

Phrasing!

It was doing that to me yesterday, but seems OK now. It like some sort of slow-moving wave of suckiness, I guess.

Death to the imperialist Portuguese swine!

Let's leave the conspiracy theories to the crazy right-wingers, OK?

One Maine elector went for Sanders instead of Clinton, which I guess is fine since we all knew there wouldn't be enough faithless electors to flip the election, but still…

I haven't read comics much since the early 90's, so I can't say much about the current version of the Suicide Squad, but what I see here doesn't look particularly good.