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Very few people, of any nationality, are trying to be intentionally rude.

Just went to the show's Wikipedia page to see if I could find out there and I see that one of Trump's assistants on the show is named Himmler. You can't make this stuff up.

True. But most of the stories you hear lately about people doing stupid shit abroad involve Chinese tourists. I think it happens when a previously somewhat isolated culture suddenly has enough people with disposable income to make up a significant portion of travelers. You end up with a lot of people who aren't really

Except it's the exact opposite of TV, where the young demographic is the coveted one. In politics, it's 65 year old whites.

When it comes to culturally insensitive tourists, I believe the Chinese are the current champions. The Americans used to be, I think after the British but before the French.

Maybe a time traveler from the future is going to come to protect whoever defeats Trump in 2020 from a cyborg that looks just like Schwarzenegger.

Not only is Trump executive producer of the American government, he'll also be receiving royalties on it.

But less tacky.

If only he'd gone for Mark Cuban or something.

It's twue, it's twue!

Presumably the Nazis would learn British English in school. But I would love to see an SS gruppenfuhrer who learned English as an exchange student in Alabama.

Hookup apps should totally start sponsoring venues. I'd love it if instead of AT&T park, the Giants played at Grindr Field.

I was born in '76, so I'm a little partial to it.

If you Shea so.

Lot's of Dutch names have that. It literally means Gerard the Hooft.

Easy to make a joke about that when you don't know how it feels.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

I would say that satirical tits give me a satirical boner, but apparently every boner I get is satirical. Women have told me that they can't take it seriously.

Crooked Mon Mothma ordered our forces to stand down while brave Bothans died!

Railroads are for dirty liberals. Trump will have the Chinamen build the wall. Mexico will pay for it, but that's OK, because they only make like 50 cents an hour.