FYI for all the commenters: You know how the doctor can’t tell you, at the first ultrasound during a pregnancy, whether your baby will be a boy or a girl? That’s because kiddo hasn’t grown any genitals yet.

I own an older C5, and what I’ve learned is the best way to enjoy a Corvette is basically to never associate with the typical Corvette owners. The model is great. It’s owners? Well... If you like sitting in folding lawn chairs, spending an entire afternoon detailing your car with diapers, hiding the car when there’s a…

In American English, we have some interesting slang for numbers. We usually say “one-fifty”, “one-eighty”, “three-sixty” for 3 digit numbers, even though that’s technically incorrect.

Bleed the brake lines.... likely there’s a bunch of trapped air in the system that’s being compressed, just as DT mentions above. That or the master cylinder is shot and is bypassing due to bad seals, not allowing pressure to build.

Whenever the Vega is mentioned, I always have to share the story told by the late great southern humorist Lewis Grizzard about the Vega he once owned. It was such a turd, he started leaving the keys in it hoping it would be stolen. One day he happened upon someone trying to steal it. It wouldn’t start. So Grizzard…

I know scrap prices have gone up, but they haven’t gone up to $5500 for 3000 lbs (give or take). Unless this wagon comes with a dozen Honda Element catalytic converters in the back, I'm going No Dice.

The Simpsons already took Canyonero.

The failure here is that Ford has hyped the crap out of the Bronco as a hard-core trail rig, then released the Sport significantly ahead of the full-size Bronco. The Badlands is more capable than the people actually buying it will ever use it for, except for the impatient few who are buying it only because they can’t…

Better than Comic Sans

One would’ve assumed the owners already had full self-driving capability, or did they have to sign that away upon purchasing a Tesla?

This is definitely a tightly controlled public beta test which probably ends up proving whether Level 3 Autonomy is even worth pursuing as a feature over Level 2 or if we should just skip to Level 4 later.

My hacks.

In just the past year I have learned that if the cars never leave the driveway, I never have a problem finding a place to park.

Torch, please tell me you called VW and said you picked up the new ID.4 press loaner and like it, but are going to be taking out the shears to make it even better, then hung up. Maybe whilst laughing maniacally.
PR people are awful and need to be abused at every turn.
Also, I hope that rather than editing together a…

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The frunk should be filled with glittery confetti and streamers, so if you do have a front collision it’s fun and festive.

That sounds like an episode of Roadkill. You and your buddy were David Freiberger and Mike Finnegan.

First responders’ first thought would most likely be to get there ASAP to save as many lives as possible. It’s why there were so many first responder killed in 9/11, it’s what makes them heros.

I personally find it hilarious that, on any given day, I can be sneered “for destroying the planet” (an actual note on my Tundra in my previous neighborhood), followed almost immediately by “your EV is stupid and you’re a hippie” when I run errands in the eGolf.