After he got out and started walking away, but before he got out of sight, I would have moved my car. Just for spite.

1st Gear: “What do I have to do to get you to get out you of here today in a brand-new belief that we aren’t a major contributing factor to inflation?”

VS

C’mon, it’s nucular. Shrub learnt us that.

Homonym/punctuation nitpick before the other dorks pile on: “thermonuclear”, not “thermal-nuclear” or “thermo-nuclear”.

RAN WHEN DOCKED. A/C JUST NEEDS A CHARGE. NO HULLKICKERS, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE. SHOW UP WITH GOLD BULLION IN A SUITCASE OR NO TEST SAILS. 

There should be an amusement park that lets you do this for a fee. (Not my original idea)

Were these ranked by total number of thefts, or percentage of thefts from total vehicles on the road? If it’s the former, then the list is less helpful, since many of these vehicles have had a lot of units sold, and thus are targets of opportunity.

It would be helpful to include information on why each of these models…

I might have you beat....

I feel like this was written by a 54 year old Karen who drives a white Acadia Denali and is the head of an HoA. Biggest load of complete and utter bullshit nonsense bait-ass post I’ve read on this site in some time. 

I think aging EVs are going to break in new and excitingly expensive ways. Anybody who thinks mechanics and service departments are going to go out of business is smoking too much legal weed.

For me personally, the Indy 500 simulator was the biggest influence in my life.

No Hard Drivin’ makes this list bullshit

My high school girlfriend was pretty dumb.  I did her quite a few times in the backseat; does she count?

People who leave the house with no cards or cash are idiots.  You can’t expect your phone to do everything for you.

Adam Levine may be Captain Douche, commander of the Douche Patrol, but it appears he got swindled making a deal involving some amazing cars -- even though it also appears he was trying to do the due diligence to ensure he did NOT get swindled. Wrong is wrong, and we shouldn’t be hating on the victim in this case.…

My god this is dumb.

The Maserati he received:

My roommates first girlfriend was called Camry STI. 

I’m not going to name names, but an engineer at a big 3 company told me about this kind of screwup about twenty years ago. Marketing launched a car early, which froze the grille design. Then they realized they couldn’t get enough air through it to cool the engine. Re-routing the air flow required re-designing the…