Interviewer: Now that you are retired, are you concerned about CTE?

Why does Deadspin give into the demands of terrorists?

This is all the proof you really need.

Harbaugh must’ve done some really fucked up sowing to reap this...

Jim Tomsula will appreciate this when someone eventually explains Twitter to him.

I can only assume this tweet means that Harbaugh will be flying to Santa Clara to help Tomsula manually pump his way out of town on an old-timey handcar.

Tomsula was dabbing in October? God, I hope Cam Newton reads this.

The Ryan family coaching tree is actually a bonsai Rob keeps in his van next to the foldout bed because “chicks dig that spiritual shit”

look a little further to the left

That’s the next Lana del Rey album’s cover.

Whew. Thought I'd never find that fucking panda.

We’ll give you the first game of conference play. I’m still smiling over this:

Manning: Are you sure the NFL doesn’t test for this stuff? I don’t want to get in trouble.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

So you won’t declare the horse the winner? Your agenda is showing, Deadspin.

Would you binge the whole season at once? I think that might be too much. Probably better to watch a game or two each weekend, Thursdays if you have time.

Actually, the kiwi isn’t a nut, it’s a berry. And kiwis aren’t even related to that. They’re people from the island of New Zealand! Crazy!

The reason is simple. The NFL needs to construct additional pylons.