I hope you knobs get no pizza, but I signed up to get the good smut you peddle.

Was going to +1, but then I'd have to give everyone +1

Somehow they found the technology to turn their white robes invisible...

+1 Hatdog

This looks like a tl;dr version of their overplayed commercials

“IS THAT RIM REGULATION SIZE OR WHAT?! GEEEZ" - Gilmore, Happy

Best part about the beach photo is those are normal length shorts.

My father ate something off one of those roller-heater things like 10 years ago. He threw up so much he had to get surgery to fix a tear in his abdomen.

These are the same people that got mad when Al Gore didn't win...