Out on Penalties. Heartbroken. Chile just put so much into a game that the Brazilians expected to walk, sad to see them out at this stage

I just love the fact he gave Hulk a yellow, salt meet wound

Any match that Howard Webb officiates is hilarious, as long as it's not actually your team involved

> what's your incentive to play your best game?

The fact that: (1) You get three points rather than one for a win compared to a draw and (2) The person who tops the group faces the easier draw as they play the runners up of another group.

Please stop talking about the tournament like you are an expert, when you clearly…

COME ON GHANA!

A theory I've always enjoyed is that the name Canada came from Portugese/Spanish map makers writing in the blank where Canada was "Ca Nada", ie. nothing there.

Hohoho

Columbus was Italian (Genoese).

Yeah, no. Do you understand how much that would involve? Shit, even beyond the recent additions stripping back to only European food stuffs involves losing tomatoes, potatoes, corn, rice, spices etc. The Italians and Irish would weep.

You're making massive assumptions about what people eat and why, the history of food…

>On both occasions, witnesses said she was singing to the lions

"If she sings the Lion sleeps tonight one more time I will goddamn lose it..."

Your entire post can be summed up as "I AM SMART. YOU ARE WRONG. HO HO HO"

Yeah, no I refuse to believe that.

And I could be the king of France.

I just can't believe that her defence boiled down to "I'm not dishonest, I'm just shockingly incompetent!". What editor doesn't have a clue what their own journalists are doing. She must have known what was going on, or she is just ridiculously incompetent.

AND THE JURY BOUGHT IT.

I get the feeling LFC still probably won't sell. Even if he does end up with a lengthy ban, he's too good a player not to keep. Just got to hope that Brendan can get it through his skull that you don't bite other players. Christ it would be better if he just lamped people, biting is so goddamn low

I don't believe it's entirely off the cards that any ban might transfer to domestic football as well...

The handball was actually almost admirable. I mean it was a great tactical decision, certain goal v the chance Ghana might bottle a penalty. The biting is on an entirely different level. That shit is inexcusable

I think the general Liverpool reaction is "Oh fuck not again...". It's like the golden goose occasionally choking the shit out of the other geese

He probably went down when he realised that he had elbowed him. That itself is a cardable offence, so he went down to make sure that the ref knew he had been nibbled

Yeah, another Liverpool fan. It's just such a fucking shame that a man of such prodigious talent seems to be doing his best to get banned from the game. He's like that friend you don't go to the pub with because you know he might flip the fuck out over some petty bullshit. What the hell was he thinking, they were…

Yeah I know, but chances are elbowing someone in the face will get you a red. Remember, intent doesn't matter to refs