Enjoy spending thousands of bucks on dental. Ours may not be as pretty, but at least people can afford treatment

It's like a visual representation of my average Friday night

This seems to be a 80s variant on the 'Herbivore men' thing that's going on in Japan. At least the bit about not seeking traditional male interests seems to be similar, although I don't know much about the phenomenon past a couple of articles I've read

Yes because I'm sure that people would be cool with the Olive Garden running a campaign on "our breadsticks are so good, you'd lynch someone for them!"

So you're going to honestly be the person who says that making a joke about rape is absolutely fine.

Get the fuck outta town

Where was the need to slam on the waitresses? Everyone needs a living...

Isn't this just the female version of the old "Penis inspection day" joke?

Bear, take a nap, you're better than this.

BOOM

Pepper?! You had the chance for calling your cat Two-face, or the Phantom (of the Opera) and you went with Pepper?!

But seriously, sorry for the loss of your cat

That may be the best analogy I have heard in a while.

It's a vaguely menacing line isn't it.

That song

I'm now imaging a white supremacist ice-cream truck blasting out Deutchseland Uber Alles

On a related note, a DJ at the BBC got in trouble this week for playing "The Sun Has Got His Hat On Today" without bothering to check the lyrics. Turns out the lyrics of the 30's version includes the lines:

"He's been tanning…

Man-servant included?

It depends how bad your dietary restriction is. Veganism can normally be worked around, but anything else more restrictive can require special planning. At least when I was running a service, I was always more thankful to have advance warning then to have to ask the chefs to make something on the fly when they were…

I just couldn't get over the fact that people were knowingly going out of their way to ruin another party's, who had booked, night.

That was nice. I had a kid throw up on me once. No tip.