"If there's two things we know for certain about the British, it's A.) that they're bad at keeping America"

Jo Brand has held t.v. hostage for too long. She's been doing the same routine since the 80s

And now I miss my Grans...

Oh man I had Qui-Gon, wasn't he from a set of that weird underwater ship thing from the phantom menace?

I don't mean to shoot this down, but this looks like what an adult thinks a kid would find fun rather than what a kid would actually fun. A better set would have more pieces and would lend itself to more than one configuration ( especially seeing as lego costs about the same as a kidney).

>Lose all this weight now! Come on hurry up! Just look how unhealthy and gross you are!
>Oh wait! No! You silly woman you lost too much! Now you're scary and unhealthy and STILL GROSS!

I had thought that the difficulties with the male pill were because the male hormonal patterns don't lend themselves to switching off fertility without drastic side effects?

It would be difficult finding a way to follow culpability throughout the generations in a way that differentiated racial crimes from ordinary crime, so to speak. It doesn't seem to be fair to judge a man because his grandfather was a rapist, so I don't think it fair either that a man be judged because his…

>The same can be said of many people in this country, in the UK, in France, in the Netherlands and beyond.

There are times when one tries to justify the House of Lords as being the sole poltical counterweight to the Commons, that they act as a check on the main political party of the days etc etc

"Nobody cares about grammar" and further stated "grammar is for old people"

This comic has never been more relevant

"No, dig UP stupid" - Jezebel Editorial Strategy

>Why we're right and everybody else, including our own readers, are wrong
Man Jez. You are like a Public relations disaster when it comes to this topic

"Rumor has it that they escorted Biebs all the way to the door of a strip club, the King of Diamonds"

It's a quite vivid example of the violinist metaphor a la J.J.Thompson isn't it...

This entire case is what we lawyers like to call "a clusterfuck"

She probably has the best c.v. (resume) in the world

Roldytwopoint maintains that he's not quite sure how a joke about masturbation became an armchair critique of my stroking technique....

I never imagined that at one point I'd be made to feel like some kind of amateur when it comes to masturbation.
My inner thirteen year old is highly disapointed with me