I'm not particularly sure I want to read a "Jacking off for idiots" book...

I'm of the male persuasion. It's a masturbation joke in a masturbation article. While I agree with your statement, let's not read so much into it

The male levels of Orgasm

I always get suspicious when studies use the phrase "more likely" without a qualifying percentage. Like 20% more likely and holy shit that's news. 0.0001% more likely and who gives a fuck.

That post combined with that gif just killed me

Jez, you need to just drop the photoshop angle for a while. Any content you produce on it is just going to come out poisoned by the context

Poe's Law in operation, a sufficiently inane spoof/troll is undifferentiated from the real deal, or as I like to call to refer to it "The batshit hall of mirrors"

Three articles? Really?