In other news, millions of men everywhere would like to be 'assaulted' by unsolicited pics of lady boobs and lady butts.

I just ordered a 235i yesterday. I know I'm not really commenting on the article, I'm just so excited.

He was basically obliterating a $40 piece of steak.

Oh man, what will future generations of sex offenders drive? Eventually all the Pontiacs will be gone. Someone will need to step up and make replica Azteks. Won't someone please think of the sex offenders!

Gov. Voldemort didn't die? Fuck! Well now the teachers are getting a pay stall (his version of hitting someone).

I'm sure he's logged a ton of practice hours.

Does the trailer get shorter when its empty?

She's cute and clearly is talented. It's just unfortunate she drifts her way up that road. It would have been far more entertaining to watch if she had attacked it like a rally stage.

"Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. " *Sniff* Miss you, Al Swearengen

I live in Florida. Besides many other issues we have here, there is not a "cold shower" in the summer months... Even on cold it comes lukewarm...

So.... you're effectively paying them to actively avoid any contact with you. Interesting... I like it!

This item here is (per pound, anyway) just about my most prized possession:

I think cunt is a under appreciated insult. If people can learn to use it correctly and skillfully, it gets the point across much better, imo.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

Yes, because if a woman is over 40 she should just throw a burka over the whole thing and never show skin again.

So, and this is completely hypothetical because I'm sure you're not NEARLY attractive or cool enough for this to happen to but bear with me:

You are insane.

She's 41 years old, per Wikipedia, and you're wrong.

Big tits, little tits. I always enjoy a nice breast...

Bear Witch Project, amirite?