Yeah, but now it's a 1MMM.

I liked the lift-farts in the Fiat 500 Abarth. The lift farts in the '66 GT40 included flames, which was cool. And the lift-farts in the SLS AMG legit sound like thunder-claps. I think generally I'm a fan of lift-farts.

Words cunt describe how beautiful this story is!

My mom teaches small children and occasionally uses a Count Von Count puppet (from Sesame Street) when working with math/numbers. She does the voice, the accent, the whole nine yards; the kids love it.

It was police officers like this that led my dad to work in Professional Standards, which is basically internal affairs. He didn't want to "protect" bad cops, he wanted them gone because he knew it was officers like this that ruined the reputation of the force. A LOT of people go into policing because they want to…

In United States, you ford river. In Soviet Russia, you river Ford.

Just before taking out the cop, the maple screamed "oppression!"

but a jalapeño and cheese double Whataburger with grilled onions is hard to top

Hi. Long-time automotive engineer here. Done test trips with tricky secret cars. But would never, ever, consider what Audi + Lambo meatballs did. So...

No. Espresso pot is a complete misnomer. Espresso has to be brewed under far greater pressure than can ever be achieved in this type of coffee maker. Call it a moka pot instead.

Can't beat these.....

I become really fond of cappuccino in Europe (and especially Italy) last year but couldn't justify the counter space/maintenance or cost of a big machine. When a friend of mine said his mother makes Cuban coffee I said to myself how DO the poor Italian people in the mountains and a 75 year old woman make espresso? …

Because coffee wasn't meant to be dripped. it was meant to be extracted through high pressure. The espresso pot uses high-pressure steam to brew your coffee, to extracts all those hidden coffee flavors.

I'm a highschool student, so between when I wake up at 6:40 till I finish breakfast at school at 7:20, I listen to audio books. The headphones are a good "don't talk to me" sign (I'm tired in the morning), and audio books can be listened to while doing things like packing a backpack, getting off a bus, and eating…

Ann Coulter?

True, but because we do have a gun problem is a reason I am always packing. I'd rather have it and not need it, than need it and not have it.

When a thief is pointing a gun at someone, it's no longer just a property crime.

I have a concealed carry permit and I keep a Glock 40 in the door pocket of my truck, so if someone comes up to me to carjack me, I have no problem shooting the asshole that is trying to carjack me. And I do know for a fact that a 4o is powerful enough to go through the door and hit the asshole that made the mistake…

You have some time, they were all in a multi-car pile-up on the way over here.