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Meh-xplorer.

I’ve had an ND Miata and now have an F23 BMW both with “lane keeping assist”. Pain in the ass. Turned off at the first opportunity, never to be on again.

I want this car.  Don’t judge me.

We are Dolphins fans. What do YOU think genius?

I had an ‘85 Audi 4000. Worst. Car. Ever. My wife will still spit and do the evil eye sign when she sees the 4 circles. She doesn’t even like the olympics because their 5 circles is too close.

I had to look it up.

I’ll bet that in social settings you start most of your sentences with, “Actually...”.

I’ve got a 2007. Went to NC one winter and while on the way, the vacation rental owner called and said the people in charge of plowing the snow off her gravel driveway to the rental (uphill, with on sharp turn), had instead plowed the gravel off it, and it was a mud pit. She offered to find me other accomodations if I…

Jenny Slate.

I would tag-team her with you. And take seconds (you use a condom, right?).

Yes. Annoying and stupid as fuck. But Christina? Yes, yes I do. I want to do unspeakable things to/with her.

As a Floridian, I object to...

Dear Abby,

Oh, a cops/donuts joke! How fresh and witty!

Wow, this takes place in southern Miami-Dade county. They passed right in front of a community I used to live in. I am as non-shocked as I can be that this happened here. The assholishness and non-giveafuckidness of my fellow drivers is legendary.

Another symptom of the sad state of affairs in this country.

Sure, but in that period, there did not exist “inter-race” relations. Not in the way there was after emancipation, when peoples of different races began to live and work together in some fashion.

Thanky sai