I can smell what the cop is cooking, but the People’s Finger’s got stank on it.

Good for you, internet tough guy.

He would fart in your general direction, but with his OC spray.

Actually, I’m more a brunette or ginger guy. My phone desktop is Penelope Cruz, so that’s my baseline. But a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman regardless of all other factors.

But I’m not that superficial. For me, it’s a sometimes unpredictable combination of features, intellect, manner of expression, and what I see…

May I say, as the kind of horn-dog the Jez likes to skewer, what a beautiful woman. I find her very charming.

Tingles in my dingles.

My dad lost traction in the rain in a single cab Toyota Tacoma on the turnpike and took out one of the tall aluminum light posts. His truck weighs nothing. There was a little ding on the front bumper. He hit with enough speed that when the bottom of the aluminum pole broke off, he slipped past the falling top and it…

Dear lamppost:

At first I was all 0_o, but then I thought that this should appease all those that complain that the 3-Series “is all bloated and not a real old-school BMW like the E36, blah blah...”. If they make it look good, and the front ingress isn’t too tight from a small door, could be good.

Well said, old chap. Haterz, and all that sod.

Thank you for participating in our discussion.

That would be interesting, given that while the HP values are far apart, the torque is quite similar.

That’s how good the car is. It has Travis speaking in tongues.

Starred, yet wrong.

Actually, the mute finished on me, but that’s another story...

You’re one steely-eyed Cherokee jockey, dude.

Former fleet sailor here. The smoking lamp is used fleet-wide to inform the crew when smoking is not permitted, not just on carriers.

No good can come from this.

You are clearly a person of class and distinction.