Oh, agreed.

Le fucking sigh.

Thanks. Now I have to P.

Particularly Austin.

If by “wizard” you mean flaming douche from planet Assholium.

Needs moar queen birds.

I’m not much for cruises myself, but I made the exception for an Alaska cruise. It’s an excellent way of seeing a bunch of different Alaskan cities while sleeping and eating in a nice hotel that goes with me. We really didn’t spend much time on the ship, because we transited overnight between destinations. We had a…

Good thing you put on the sarcasm tag, otherwise I would have never known.

Come here for sorta that. Another step in the pussification of America. Backing up a trailer is a skill you need to master if you own one. This is not going to help. What happens when that 2016 F-150 owner gets in another vehicle that doesn’t have this feature and has to back up its trailer?

+1. I have a place between Bakersville, NC and Roan Mountain. What a joy it is to go up there and hike out to Round Bald. You feel like you’re on top of the world.

I saw this at the BMW Experience the other day. Might it be one of the 100?

Meh, still have little gas.

Not internet police. Internet critic.

Maybe it will inspire you up the quality of your trolling. Or maybe you’re maxed out.

I got one of these from ebay pretty cheap. It’s got the seat belt cutter, and glass punch. Car windows are surprisingly difficult to break when you want them to.

Gibb’s rule #9: always carry a knife.

Sounds like you did the exact right thing. It must have been disturbing to see that the cop was ready to shoot you should you be a threat to him.

Troll harder.

I really appreciate your comments, Diego. I really hate the way things are right now with the police being the media’s punching bag. Unfortunately, we brought it upon ourselves to a great degree. I am fortunate to belong to an organization that takes its mission statement seriously, and has fostered an atmosphere of…

Me too. Around here, that’s a perfectly reasonable extension of what I described earlier. Road range incidents are a daily occurrence. See the Zimmerman asshole.