I will never spiritually recover from watching a Goomba get jerked off.

I am willing to bet that Princess Peach has better lawyers than Hulk Hogan. 

It’s OK, we miss Deadspin too.

As an ethical stance about not letting writers harm themselves to produce reviews, it would carry more weight if it had been consistently applied over the years. Everyone has been happy to look the other way while critics were using PEDs to slam out reviews as we cheered them on. You think Ignatiy knocks out…

Both of those things can happen. He can be arrested/tried/convicted AND be deported as a result of his criminal activity.

There is a pervasive feeling that black women have to protect shitty black men to avoid bringing them down in a racist world. I am glad Megan Thee Stallion is bucking that harmful unspoken rule. Own your shit fellas.

Both. With EVE, it’s always both.

Am I reading an article or a scifi book

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

Now THIS is the type of article I come to Kotaku for!

If the shoe (and prison jumpsuit) fits...

That's because it is a cult.

When the LA Times published, “It’s ‘The Bachelor: Campaign Trail.’ Which of Biden’s veep candidates deserves the rose?,” they deservedly received a lot of backlash for publishing such a sexist piece. They even apologized. I’m disappointed to see this trope used again here.

I hate the phrase cancel culture so much and I’m hearing it like every 5 seconds these days. It’s not an actual thing. It’s the free market which conservatives are supposed to love. If coke changed their recipe and it tasted like shit and no one bought it nobody would say why did they cancel coke. Coke fucked up and…

I just don’t understand the popularity of Louis Farrakhan. I realize the Nation of Islam does a lot of outreach in Black and minority neighborhoods, and in other situations with marginalized people, and has significant credibility as a result (at least for some). But Louis Farrakhan is straight up a snake in snake’s…

i like how you’ve transitioned from the clean person to the dirty person

i like how you’ve transitioned from the clean person to the dirty person

Watching Kemp getting dragged 3 ways from Sunday brings no pleasure to me as black Georgian man but it’s all I got. So I must continue to watch this man get dragged on the regular because he is a dumbass.

And worse still, he’s killing the wrong Georgians.

we have a similar type in Indian culture too. right-wing Hindutva dudes who hate women, gays, Muslims, lower castes, Dalits. pretty much anybody who doesn’t fit their right-wing upper caste Hindu-centric ideology of the perfect Indian Hindu. but we don’t have a term like Hotep to describe those losers.

Oh my God, we have our latin version in the MEchA/LaRaza loving/Atzlan dudes, yet no one word encompasses them like Hotep does.