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One of my neighbors has this stupid yard sign from this stupid org in their front yard and every time I walk by it I want to set fire to it

The Catholic church has come out in favor of taking the vaccine and masking up. Now, some of the conservative clergy disagree, but Underwood being a hardcore Catholic isn’t a reason for her to opposed mask mandates, or vaccination. If that is her position, that’s on her.

i’ve beaten BOTW and I still don’t know what is happening in half of these.

Like, that first mini-guardian fight... So he deflects the blast while jumping and then slows time with arrow aiming, but then gets a flurry rush from across the map from falling under a second blast? I feel like i understand about 40% of what

Technically the comments section isn’t shallow because it’s not a physical place that can have depth like a pool or lake.”

Reminds me of a story about basketball legend Julius Erving. When he was playing in the ABA and dominating with his array of never before seen slam dunks, a friend of a rival team’s owner said that he traveled on his way to the basket. The team owner said “Yeah, he takes four steps while he’s in the air.”

If anything, it’s like he’s disappointed to realize he just revealed his secret to the world.

That was mind-boggling. Frankly, double jump is a pretty apt, attention-grabbing, description for “player jumps obscenely high with enough hang time to realize he wasn’t making the catch and had to stretch more to reach the ball.” I probably wouldn’t have read “great play at SS tonite!!” on Kotaku, and I’m pretty

Thanks for clearing that up. I though he actually had super powers. 

Before anyone thinks of doing this, please consider:

I think the key thing about BotW is that if you want it’s not a hideously long game. You can follow the story quests til you’re sent to free the divine beasts, free the beasts, get enough hearts for the master sword (which you’ll have or be close just from the obvious shrines you stumble into along the way), and then

As someone who played quite a lot of BotW, I still feel like the people on the internet are playing a completely different game.

- Douglas Adams, So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish

I understand why they are mad. You put those things in and next thing you know your streets are full of illegal Italian tradesman immigrants with a mushroom problem 

Fun fact: If you mix gfuel, gatorade powder, and lemonade mix, you fight god. It’s not even a choice he just shows up at your house and starts punching you

Nugent already has no taste so what else is new.

Photos make a HUGE difference.

From the Al Jazeera article at https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/2/17/saudi-wealth-fund-acquired-3-3bn-in-us-video-game-stock :

Maybe. Went to. William Shatner. School. Of. Acting.

Shocking that the police who helped a white teenager fulfill his nazi Rambo fantasy have now “lost” him too.