WHAT KIND OF BAKING PAN IS THAT THO

“I’m a stay-at-home model, and Mark works part time at a local kombucha brewery. Our budget is $1.2 million.”

It’s like a before and after picture depicting the ravages of Heinz chunky soups

We’re done here.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

I’m going to call a win for me on this only because I capitalized!

And to think, they’re not even the most empowered group of wizards in Washington.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Will Lazio now apologize to their classy, classy fans for their apology?

Love to know what the black man on the elevator is thinking. He looks like, seriously, dude, you’re embarrassing.

One guy in three holes is always a better way to spend the evening.

Is he ehhhhhh.......shooting a bowling ball here?

But I’m assuming you’re ok with using egg in batter for all forms of fried chicken.

This guy’s a lot of fun at parties.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

Damn man, opinions like that are why you didn’t get elected President.

If only Mac made the judo team, and Charlie and Frank were finally successful in their letter writing campaign to get rat bashing admitted as an Olympic event...

"Knock it off, Alabama" killed me.

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