Great response. I live in Baltimore city, so the law is obviously different where I’m from. *salutes

No it’s not. There’s a hell of a lot more going on here. You can’t be physically detained or issued a bench warrant for unpaid tickets. You can lose you privilege to drive or have a current license from not paying tickets, then you CAN be arrested for driving suspended.

They could replace their daily Cardi B article with anyone else and get the same amount of clicks 

You can’t say that around here!

A guy grabbed my sister like that on the bus and after repeated verbal warnings and pushing him away from her I interceded and ended up fighting the dude, an older guy, and ended up beating him into a bloody mess in front of the Macy’s in downtown Seattle. Bear in mind I’m a big guy, very fit, and with a serious…

Dammit, have a star, I’m literally watching Lawrence of arabia right now too 

Dear diary, today I learned what “yonic” means

Drag me all you want, but y’all KNOW that cargo pants are probably the most practical choice for an apocalyptic sensible clothing scenario. Probably with sturdy boots and either a goretex or good leather jacket.

Oh man, I’d say there’s was a solid 3 year period in my youth in which all my dreams and aspirations hinged on one day owning a blue butter Avirex leather

I’d guess that in motor sports the colloquial choice would be Mario Andretti? 

How do you drive or ride in any form of motorized vehicle without being paralyzed by fear?

What do you do for fun? Eat pasta without sauce? Compare taupe vs. eggshell paint swatches? Sometimes wild out with a cup of chamomile? 

So by your logic that makes Serena a white supremacist as well, right?

Spin, spin, spin... many film fans and even casual users of streaming media and online video services search for content to watch just based on academy award nominations. Lots of people will give a movie a go just because an organization (ie: BAFTA, GGlobes, AA) reccomend or recognize a certain film. Cultural impact…

Calm down, hero, there was a Cardi B article literally 20 hours ago.  Valid point

Fuck, that’s good. Star earned properly 

Jezebel : “this dude is hot. Guys, be more like this hot 22 year old guy. Here’s several hundred/thousand words and several testimonials as to how hot this guy is.”

There was a quick blip on the cultural screen of a similar themed show where MLB players hung out at an old school NYC barbershop and it was unscripted as well. LeBrons version of the show is much, much better, much more entertaining. The thing that made the MLB one lame wasn’t the fact it was baseball players, but…

Best thing I’ve seen all day 

TBH 99.9% of those sales were to Gizmodo media staff and a few of Jezebels tighty-est whitey-est commenters