I’m an actual no-shit member of the McCoy West Virginia clan. Half, anyway. Pops was one of them.

“I have to admit that this level of posthumous petty has really moved him up a notch in my book. Sending a funeral invitation to the VP and not the president is like sending a wedding invitation to one spouse in a married couple“

I love how ever Jez commenter ALWAYS KNEW everyone was a bigot. And people who preach corporate political campaign donations while in a group of friends just trying to get some drive through get kicked the fuck out of the car. 

TLDR ; you like Burger King and writing about how perfect you are. We get it 🙄

Those sons of bitches! What burger chain speaks for my soul???

Or stop making garbage comments altogether! 

Slut shaming vs. animal abuse. I’m trying to find out who’s more oppressed here

Meh. Asian women get boxed as white adjacent suckups at the root and as heroines at Jez. Who’s really right?

lol

I’ve done this same conversion the man describes in the video hundreds of times for various nefarious criminals 

7 days since the last Gizmodo media headline about Cardi B. If you had waited another day, you could have tied the record of EIGHT CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT A CARDI B HEADLINE!!

Sssshhhhh, you got sonned already, let it go

You should legitimately write for Jez. Great stuff. Respect 

Signs point to yes, definitely 

That’s crazy because in the 90’s I knew all kinds of futuristic predictions about filmmakers that I would post about on the Root 20 years later to front like I’m super smart too!

Yeah, vets are bad. Preach!

Oooooooohhh gurrrrl you’re so edgy! -1 stars for whiny Jezebel commentor who wandered into a lighthearted baseball deadspin post.

So awful. I just wish this had been posted on Jezebel so a 25 year old white chick from Terra Haute, Indiana with a Labrador retriever named Sebastian who can tell me how to navigate all these complex feelings.

“Hi, I don’t know about things, but I made a long rambling unfunny joke to get in on the action! Look at me!”

I work in high level federal vulnerability management. Commercial/small size businesses like this with no dedicated IT team or procedures that occupy certain industry verticals, such as private health, are actually the prime targets for cyber exploit, by far. By faaaaaarrrrrrrrr. Helluva lot easier to gain entry or…