The world will be flooded with “Free69” posts and hashtags and some low tier music or celebrity persons will be strongly and controversially opposed to his incarceration, and Tk69 interest, headlines, click generated and ad revenue will see a significant spike. If they’re lucky, the Tekashi team can ride the…

I lived with 2 D.C. Firefighters, white dudes, and they were some of the coolest, down to earth, hard working, and genuinely good cats I’ve ever met. The one dude was injured fairly severely in a fire while helping an elderly woman, and returned to work a month later, never complained once about it, was really happy…

I have a feeling Jezebel is NOT going to re-post this one!

“There’s a sign on the door, no biting allowed”

Someone just made a complete fool of themselves!

lol classic passive aggressive move there with the “Peace be with you” finish. 

Sweet. A whole article for a rich white lady who has not one, but TWO diamonds in her engagement ring.

The correct condiments are Jelly or Syrup, if you’re going with the tossed salad man reference 

The Warriors are scary good now and will have about another 2-3 years of being a dominant force in the league. Sit back and enjoy your long 3s, ball movement, soft interior defense, and probably 1-2 more titles 

I’ve asked this same question before and never gotten a response or seen an explanation. 

Cargo shorts are a scourge of fashions humanity. However, cargo pants really are so damn useful and convenient I honestly wish they were more popular/fashionable. It’s like wearing a purse on your legs. 

My white uncle went to Morgan State in the early 80s. Used his GI Bill too. Only white guy on campus that he knew of. Went to Morgan because they had a good commo program, proud Bears alum and still donates to the school

Y’all still love Tekashi69 tho... there’s no morality at play here, just copy headlines for clicks

Nailed it

Right over your head with that one... (that’s an  ellipsis)

No comments at all? Bueller?

This is absolutely 100% the exact same image I had in my mind

You moron learn what a comma is;

So has Tiffany Haddish replaced Cardi B as the new Jezebel Tiger Beat idol of the month?

Bullying is different nowadays, and in many ways, more difficult. When I was a kid I got my ass kicked many times for the fact I’m brown and didn’t look like my peers. At least then, there were certain people I knew to avoid and eventually as an adult, I learned to physically take care of myself (and I clearly…