"Ice, Ice, Rosie O'Grady" would totally be my jam.

I always wondered why the beautiful Nikki Cox felt compelled to get all that unnecessary plastic surgery. I think I finally got my answer.

This Torontonian reached peak Ford fatigue weeks ago, but that picture will never get old.

Did anyone else catch the comment about trying to "cope with my lack of multimillions in the bank?" That's his totally unironic idea of himself: he's this tragic hero who thought he'd end up richer. HILARIOUS, SPENCER. You are a treasure. Isn't that just a perfect post-post-modern picture of twenty-first century…

Fitness Mom's inability to distinguish "affect" from "effect" shows a lack of discipline, motivation and—let's say it—intelligence. By writing "no one should be ashamed of who they are," she clearly demonstrates her ignorance of singular and plural pronouns. Also, she omits the comma after the dependent clause "When…

I run 4x a week. Still fat. I have a resting heart rate in the high 50s and my blood pressure and cholesteral are awesome. I have thyroid disease and even with daily medication it is nearly impossible (not IMPOSSIBLE but would require 800 calories a day) to lose anything. I'm so tired of people equating thiness with…

giz titles be all like buzzfeed all of the sudden. smdh.

Music Critic: Lamar, I'm afraid to say it's flabby, lumbering, monotonous, lacking in aesthetic value, and totally and completely devoid of flow.

Shirtless, Slurring Blue Moon Odom Sings 80's Pop On Sad 8-Track

And what facts do you have to prove that psychologists aren't real scientists?

Just commenting, this reporter sez, to thank you, Kate Dries, all and the Jezebel editors too, for posting this. Good work. Truly, good work.

A beautiful and talented woman is dead, and your BULLSHIT jokes aren't funny.

In all truth, he is remarkably agile for short bursts.
He reminds of Adrian Adonis. Big guy, but remarkably agile & athletic underneath it all. NOBODY did the running flip into the turnbuckle like Adonis. I digress, but these are thoughts I have.

No. Asian fetish is real.

Thank you. I don't dig these, "I hate this guy and so should you" posts, like we're obligated to dislike someone because it's popular right now not to like their band or some shit. He's said some douchey things, no doubt, but so does everybody else. Welcome to the world.

How could you forget this one????

UGH KATE COME ON you are such an Adam Levine apologist

The Jenna Maroney of male singers.

It would be really amazing if, just once, a woman or person of color could tell a story about the way sexism or racism has affected them without multiple men or white people lining up to tell them that they just too stupid to realize that the sexism or racism they faced didn't actually count, because that, like,…

how can someone who has roast beef as his avatar suck so incredibly hard at comedy? you'd think your tastes would be much further refined.