Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.

To be fair, I’d rather discuss baseball stats than discuss genetic sequences. But then again, I am only 2nd generation walking erect.

Wojciki is proven fraud but she is a Jew and that is always good enough for the NYT.

as a Kansas fan... we deserved everything Mayfield said and did. All I heard and saw was the truth. KU football is a bunch of jack offs. Who does KU think we are not shaking hands. We have won 3 games in 3 years (all against division I schools). Shake their f***ing hands.

And will be delighted to promote his pixelated area 18 months from now in their “body” issue.

Almost as idiotic as deadspin calling him a DIPSHIT in their headline on Saturday.

One, from the Jordan University of Science and Technology, found that onion juice made male rats copulate faster but less often.

“Oklahoma, which had already put the game away by not having its plane crash on approach...”

So stupid, this nations shift towards being a hypersensitive politically correct culture is sad and dangerous, especially when you take a look at the serious topic of sexual harassment, scenarios in which some women are telling the truth and some women are clearly taking advantage of professional athletes by making…

Meaningless punishment fits meaningless crime.

I still get a kick out of the people from a town named after Christopher Columbus getting pissy over someone from somewhere else planting a flag on their home turf

Mr. Okafor’s shirt isn’t meant to be a show of support, Patrick. He’s just referring to what price he’ll take for a scrub-ass son who can only score ten points in a month.

“Hey John- Why the long face?”

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

I really wish someone would look into the amount of modeling contracts being offered to graduates of Derek Zoolander’s Center for Children Who Can’t Read Good and Want to Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too....Seems like that place would be littered with corruption, and really really ridiculously good looking people.

The NFL can’t violate a player’s freedom of speech. They are well within their rights to suspend a player for saying or doing something offensive. There could be a contract issue, but no Constitutional issue.

I have both a Weak-Ass-Response Dart Board (TM) AND Logical Fallacy Bingo Game (Eddie Bauer edition). Dusting them off for Thanksgiving. Hasbro thinks of everything!

It’s pretty hard to ignore him when you go to a sports website and the dipshits running it have to insert their shitty political views into EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE.

I long ago blocked him on Twitter, so I literally ignore his tweets. You can, and honestly should, ignore them.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.