I can’t think of a more tasteful way to promote a Thanksgiving Day game featuring a team called the Redskins than to bring out a child rapist to make jokes about snapping his opponent’s leg. Go, NFL!

come on guys its just a retired jock in a network promo get back to me when we have sexual predators running for public office

I’d rather have Cris Collinsworth stay 100 yards away from a announcers booth if you want real change.

Okay, ease up everyone. Let’s not forget the important thing here...

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

There’s a zero percent chance Timothy Burke would call a black player a dipshit for doing the same thing. Not 0.1%, actually zero.

Father, if it is your will, take this cup of gumbo away from me

Yeaaaaaaaah, I was gonna say... Kansas made it into something it wasn’t, and destroyed them and trash talked (I particularly liked “Stick to basketball...”)... I’m no OU fan, but this was totally warranted...

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I feel like there is a fine line here between saying “give him a pass” to “he did this, it sucks, and he needs to face the consequences for his actions.” and saying “he should resign, the shit stain”. Like there shouldn’t be, they seem very different stances but somehow you land in one of the extreme camps.

I was pretty on the fence about Jerry Jones being a lecherous, repulsive piece of old dogshit, but this put me right over the edge.

Mostly what I (re) learned is that Billy Haisley is a hack.

And so, during the inevitable defamation trial, Jerry Jones will take the stand and be requested to finger Blast.

I mean, he said it ranged from a personal secretary to Bob Taft. So he fucked Bob Taft.

My first thought as well. I thought it was a joke.

“It’s a funny moment, when you’re a young person, and you come across an even younger person who is deeply, unambiguously, in every thinkable respect, cooler than you.”

Then you get to be older, and you realize how terribly uncool and awful you used to be, back when you thought you were cool, and ranked others on their…

Seems pretty close-minded for a dude who hasn’t been out of the Milky Way galaxy.

Shocker, I know.

And this is him when people are watching.