I too have put my experiences in a chest...usually after I give her a large wad of singles.

Truly a wonton act of recklessness on the players’ parts

You pretty much have to be a kleptomaniac to shoplift in a foreign country where you don’t even speak the language, right? I’ve seen a few other comments that it seems like they aren’t looking at much in the way of punishment, but what are the odds they knew that before they did it? China’s pretty low on my list of…

I generally DGAF about celebrity/athlete deaths, because I am a cold dead robot, but I kept refreshing the page to see if this was some kind of stupid cruel joke—something I didn’t even do for Michael Jackson or Prince or Tom Petty or etc.

They just wanted to get dim sum cool stuff from their trip.

Forget it, Steve. You coach in Chinatown.

I can’t believe you didn’t include Cousins sacrificing Kelley

Really, that is all Unions are for. Then what are owners for, making as much off their product as possible. Each are complicit, but under your assumption, only owners should act even though it’s the players protesting. Logic off there.

“Never go to football games.”

Another reason to avoid Miami area hospitals

“Black and blue lives matter” could be applied to both parties in this case.

His form was burfict.

Good for them. It’s about time they concentrated on something else, since football isn’t exactly their strength...

Now if they can finally invest a little to find out who kidnapped Snowflake.

And her uterus didn’t even fall out!

It’s unclear who “Vince” is, though.

To be fair, Harvey Weinstein was chasing her for the last 3 miles.

Can’t be a Jag on the field if you’re a jagoff it.

Leonard, we’ve got a winning record this year, and, frankly, some of the guys aren’t happy about it. We’ve got a reputation to uphold.

An elderly Jewish woman wins the state lottery, $100 million. And during her press conference, she says she intends to give most of it away. “$40 million to B’nai B’rith, $30 million to Hadassah, and $10 million to the Nazi party in Germany.” The reporters can’t believe what they just heard. One asks, “Did you say…