Yes, in fact. His hit stunned her, preventing her from flopping around any further and possibly falling out of the hold of the other officers onto the concrete (which might have resulted in her cracking her head on the pavement).

Like it or not; you hit cop in this country and you’re fair game to get the shit kicked out of you.

I think he could give Joey Chestnutt a good challenge.

It was so much better than I was expecting

That’s a good point. Fuck that broad. Just put her down.

Yeah he probably shouldn’t have hit her back. should have just charged her with assaulting a police officer (felony) because that’d be much nicer.

Nah. You’ll get the Deadspin echo chamber upvotes on this, but there’s only one person there in the wrong - and she’s not wearing a police uniform.

nah

I don’t know what I was expecting to happen... but it wasn’t that.

I know stupid and lazy is kind of white supremacy’s wheelhouse, but seriously, did no one suggest black olives? I guess maybe they’re olive-racist, too.

They obviously don’t know the difference because they used it wrong. You will almost never, ever use “effect” as a verb. That shit is for jokers.

We used to get one dad/coach who before every youth football game would tell us to, “Rip their fucking heads off and shit down their throats.” I think about that at least once a week.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

I don’t think anyone is in a position to take a side here until we determine what ply was used in this toilet paper caper...

That superintendent is a real asswipe.

Stop gerunding!

I feel like there are some scenes missing from this flick.

When I was a young stupid 25 year old I met this girl. She seemed amazing. Climbed rocks. Hiked mountains. Traveled the world. Within a week she asked me to be her travel buddy to Italy. Hell yes I said. I've always wanted to go. So we start to plan it. We talk about the dates. I get it off from work. We talk about…

For the record, you should never do stuff like this for someone you aren't currently dating. So: not for crushes, not for exes you're trying to win back, and not for people you've just started dating either.

Otherwise it just sorta screams "I'm creepily obsessed with you and have no sense of personal boundaries."