Dang. I thought you were gonna say they take the marshmallow too

“The Washington Generals won”

Put that bitch in a crate. She’ll hold it

Yeah cause he’s a male

Yeah might have an easier time getting people on board to fight normal-people-suicide

It’s really gross. Might as well let them gladiate, get something out of this program

But they’re inmates! Committing suicide!

Am I alone in thinking this a prettt disrespectful reaction to someone suffering a traumatic injury?

They should bring back the 17 game series

No but you can bet your ass sleeping beauty did

The weather, a crazed madman, anything will do really

Probably a rolling pin

What aren’t you getting?

You should write for this site. You’re certainly qualified

Should’ve heard their take on the dog that bit the man

lol I’m committed to being offended. Talk about the pot calling the kettle offended

Who’s upset? Why are you calling it “analysis” instead of “a joke”

So you were able to glean Michaels’ entire opinion on the subject from this one remark? You must be some sort of Jedi

You clearly have this comedy thing down to a T

You could make some money if you turned this into a YouTube channel