Or a sexual assault

Dude’s a crab-person

No but we don’t want to hear about that despicable fuck...

No?

Update: he “apologized”

What isn’t funny about this?

Won a meaningful game? We’re not talking about the Nationals here are we?

That’s fair

Stop. Because you don’t know what the word “complicit” means.

Riiight. Like the earth is magically getting hotter!

I commend you on your restraint

Yeah I mean why can’t Clemson just play the Citadel at home every week?

Oh yes those fine folks in the SEC, always at the height of virtue.

May I ask what a minor mass casualty incident is? Sounds like part of a George Carlin bit

See? This is why they need to expand the field to 128 teams.

Once!?

Trump takes medicine for his blood pressure (it counteracts the amphetimines)

This is good.

I think his first mistake was trusting a stripper

Holy shit this is great