If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

BASEketball is hilarious. I said it.

I mentioned this to you earlier today, Natasha, but over the past year, I’ve found the public face of the movement to grow more and more divorced from what it seems society needs feminism to be doing. In one corner, we have pandering celebrities who have tapped into the lucrative Tumblr activist demographic by…

This is great news. I’ve been dying for more specific details about this relationship for years, and I will gladly pay money to hear more about it because I’m a nosy bitch.

It’s certainly wise and timely to make a post about Chelsea Clinton instead of any post ever about Bernie Sanders. I applaud Jezebel’s effort. Perhaps next up will be a Jeb (pronounced Heb) Bush grandson named something, instead of a post about Bernie Sanders who is currently trying to win the nomination to President…

Dammit, Albert. You’re an excellent basketball analyst and writer. Seriously. More of this style (informative and entertaining with the subject at the forefront) and less of that other thing you do, when you jack off in the mirror and share your IMPORTANT AND CORRECT opinions.

I don’t like John Krasinski. There, I said it. I don’t have a reason other than he’s not that good. He’s no BJ Novak, that’s fer sure.

Freshman Social Justice Warriors would MUCH RATHER pick at an individual Like Aziz who is very clearly making efforts to say right and do right, and very open about not claiming to be perfect about it, than to stare down an actual malevolent person, let alone the whole fucked up system. So much easier to stay at home…

Story: Woman stands strong in the face of asshole terrorist after harboring self-doubts.

::reads comments disparaging the good name of sacred Vodka::

Yeah, this guy can really go fuck himself.

Raiders fans are also excited because their city finally has a decent wide receiver.

I'm black and I find uproar over someone using the word nigger quite boring myself, considering that policing someone's words veers dangerously close to thought crime, and there are better ways of combating racism than vain attempts to eradicate the use of a word.

"My poor husband has had to answer for all of mankind for almost a week now"... Yea you have issues, actually.

which also happens to be one of the best pieces of American cinema you will ever lay eyes on.

To be fair, the word used was "asked" not "went" so...

While alcohol is of penultimate importance in my life: have you been to Publix? Their deli and bakery are the FUCKING BOMB. Seriously, their fried chicken is annually ranked at/near the top of the "best fried chicken" lists here in Atlanta, and their bakery - well, they can do no wrong.

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Attention: women. The world doesn't owe you shit.

"This time is will be different. There will be no wives, no girlfriends, no boyfriends, no side pieces, no slam pieces, no road beefs, no friends with benefits, no booty calls, no mere acquaintances. Just us players. And we're going to do exactly what we did last time. But it'll be just us. No one is going to spoil…