Nightmare fuel.

Or what? You’ll hit me with that ffffish?

Today? I mean... isn’t it safe to assume it’s bullshit from Peter King every day and adjust accordingly?

I totally agree with you, for the most part. But we also have a culture where the “joke” or the “common knowledge” is that women, like, totally don’t even LIKE sex, they stare at the ceiling and think about what color curtains they’d like to buy, isn’t it so funny? So we create a standard that women aren’t interested…

That’s the issue she’s bringing up, though— she’s said no to other men and gave examples of why she’s saying no, even when she had every intention of saying yes. We’ve created an environment where too many people do play coy, or tease, etc. And while you’d hope or think he’d “get it” when she’s not reciprocating and…

It’s much easier to choke when the team has already put the entire game on your shoulders. It’s like all your coworkers calling in sick and you are the only one left to deliver on a big presentation. If you fuck up, your fuckup is only the piece of the iceberg sticking out of the water; your shitty coworkers are the…

I said this somewhere down-thread, and I’m in the grays, so it’s tough to join in the convo, but... is there a more contextual clip that demonstrates he’s laughing at her? At these shows, it always seems like everyone is engrossed in their own conversation at their table, plus more likely than not bombed to hell and…

Am I missing something? He looks like he gives the eyebrow hike because she ran into him. And who knows what he’s laughing at— guaranteed 95% of the people there are engrossed in their own conversations at their table and bombed as fuck. I don’t even like the dude, but manufactured controversy for sure. (As, I think,…

Just this year?!

I get why it’s the rule— you can easily take a guy down by his jersey, but if his shoulders are covered in hair, it makes grabbing jersey/pads a lot harder. But yeah, it comes off as a bitchy, slap-fight, earring-pulling kind of move if it’s done on purpose.

They’re considered part of the uniform in the NFL so are up for grabs, so to speak. Not by people on the sidelines— wtf? But in general, any hair sticking out of your helmet (dreds or just long hair) is fair game.

Oh, dear. Why do you keep Twitch chat open?! First thing I do every time is close that window, post-haste. Fast as my fingers will let me. Faster, maybe, than that dude playing Stepmania. I’m motivated.

The number of people in the comments on the SI article who seem chill with this whole thing— and willing to write it off as a one-time deal when the man admitted himself that it’s not— is astonishing.

... what? What?!

I’m terrified to go read the story— is the implication that he’s had no other exposure or interaction to her than photos online, and so has no idea how old she is? I’m hoping he has no idea because otherwise, freakin’ uggggggh.

It really seems like his dad is the guy who never outgrew his glory days and now wants to be his son’s buddy. Not a good thing. See also: Justin Bieber.

Read a few interviews with his family, with his dad. Sadly, the short answer to your question is no, there is no one who will try to help him get cleaned up and straightened out. I think the Browns were likely trying— if only to protect their investment, understand, not out of actual kindness, but still better than…

More like Betty Ford’s.

Even without the NFL, his dad would keep him on this path until he destroyed himself. For once, the NFL isn’t the worst character in this play.

I love all of you. The fact that I can’t eat pretty much anything is driving me up a wall...