Well, and it seems her sole purpose in doing it was to try to make people uncomfortable, so... yeah.

And still, none of the examples of tempest-in-a-teapot outrage are even a quarter as ridiculous as the time everyone was steaming and hissing over a license plate for which there were ample documented legal statutes proving its innocuousness. Gaahhhhhh.

Forget talking about Brady or this article. This header is frigging brilliant.

I grew up in a no-shoes house and keep a no-shoes house, as well, because the amount of gross you track in from outside is astonishing, especially when you think about places where it snows. You can wipe your shoes off all you want, you’re still tracking nasty gray water everywhere.

“Gonna check my watch and— shit, did i miss it??!”

He actually looks like he’s in stunned disbelief that he glanced away at the exact wrong moment.

Ignoring everything about how horrific this article is— I didn’t think anyone else had watched this show. I actually loved it.

Is this really unusual? My mom has some from back in the ‘60s that have handles, and they are amazing. Maybe it’s one of those things we used to do, but then some asshole decided the aesthetics would be better without handles, and now we’ve all forgotten the simple beauty of handles on cookie cutters.

I’m not sure your assessment is complete. My husband and I almost always get shitty service... the first time we go somewhere. And I’m fairly sure it’s because we both look very young, and people assume, as such, that we will be shitty tippers or bad customers.

Teenagers aren’t exactly known for making nuanced, smart decisions.

There are a lot of ways religion poisons things. To label “forgiveness” as one of those is just plain weird.

That’s an oversimplification, but as someone with a journalism background, I get what you mean.

So he’s not the defensive coordinator, but he IS the defensive coordintor.

Every time I see a news item about this guy, all I can think is that I want to party with him, and I don’t even party.

Don’t ever ask him about golf, though. Journalist friend of mine made that mistake, the interview ended up running over, and AC’s publicist was pissed. He’s a freakin’ addict.

He is, of course, a weirdo. That’s what makes him splendid :)

Not all guts are created equal. I have a cast iron stomach, and very little bothers it. But having personally witnessed a friend identifying (correctly) that her soup was made with chicken in it that had been removed because of the ensuing intestinal melee, I’m not going to question it.

Not a vegeterian here, but I have friends who can’t/won’t eat what meat has touched because even the meat juice and byproducts can seriously tear up their system, since they were raised from birth as vegetarians and just can’t digest meat well.

Automatic stars for anyone using quotes from this movie, ever. Especially the who taught you math/who taught you grammar quotes. <33333

This is a lot of “weirdly hot” in one place.